Aside from bonfires and smores, this is another fun thing to do while camping, and that is by telling hilarious jokes! Nothing is better than being out in the woods with family or friends and having a good laugh together.

Now, if you’re looking for some jokes you can use during your camping trip, this is the right place. We listed some of the funniest jokes about campers you can use on your next camping trip. Check them out!

Funny One-Liner Jokes about Campers

One-liner jokes are classics, and it’s the easiest way to make people laugh or maybe embarrass yourself in front of a crowd. Nevertheless, the jokes are truly hilarious and are still worth trying.

Funny One-Liner Jokes about Campers

1. What do you call a group of grizzlies cracking up together?

A BEARel of laughs!

2. What did the beaver say to the tree?

It’s been nice gnawing you!

3. What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Root beer.

4. Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out.

5. Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?

Because they just finished on the 31st day of March!

6. Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase on his RV trip?

Because he already had a trunk!

7. Why don’t mummies go camping?

They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

8. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

9. Where does a camper keep his money?

In the River Bank!

10. How do trees access the internet?

They log in.

11. What do you call a bunch of crows out camping?

Murder within the tent.

12. Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the lake’s bottom.

13. Why did the robot go camping?

He needed to recharge his batteries.

14. Where did the sheep go camping?

The Baa-hamas!

15. If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is dogwood?

By its bark.

Funny Camp Jokes Stories

If you’re not good at delivering one-liner jokes, perhaps you might want to try out these camping joke stories.

1. Toilets during Camping

A young boy goes camping in the woods for the first time with his dad.

After they set up camp he asks his dad where he can go to the toilet.

That’s the beauty of camping in the woods,” the father replies, “You can go to the toilet wherever you want.

After five minutes or so, the young lad wanders back to the campfire.

So, where did you go to the toilet then, son?” The father asks.

In your tent,” the boy replies.

2. The Two Deer Hunters

Two new deer hunters decided to separate to increase their chances.

What if we get lost?” Says one of them.

Fire three times up in the air, every hour on the hour,” says the other, “I saw it on TV.”

The Two Deer Hunters

Sure enough, one of the hunters gets lost, so he fires three times up into the air every hour on the hour.

The next day the other hunter finds his friend with the help of the Forest Ranger. “Why didn’t you do what I said?” asked the hunter.

I did! I fired three times up into the air every hour on the hour, until I ran out of arrows.”

3. Sherlock’s Camping Trip

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip.

After eating their dinner around the campfire they retire to the tent to go to sleep. A few hours later Sherlock wakes up.

Watson, are you awake?” He asks.

Yes, sir. What is it?” Answers Watson.

Look up and tell me what you see.” Asks Holmes.

I see billions of stars,” says Watson.

And what does that tell you Watson,” asks Holmes.

Well,” says Dr. Watson, “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”

Why? – What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is quiet for a moment then says: “It tells me that someone has stolen our tent.”

4. The Men of God

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job.

So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

Later they get together.

The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.”

The Men of God

I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast.

Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

5. A Dad’s Secret Weapon

It was late in the day when a fully loaded minivan pulled into the only remaining campsite.

As soon as it stopped, the doors flew open and four children jumped out.

They began to unload gear and worked feverishly to set up the tent. Next, the boys ran to gather firewood while the girls and their mother set up the camp kitchen area.

The camper in the space next to them marveled to the children’s father, “I’ve never seen such teamwork nor a camp that was ready so quickly. I’m impressed.”

The father turned to the neighbor and nodded sagely.

I have a system,” he said. “No one goes to the bathroom before the camp is set up.”


Telling jokes is the easiest way to make a person smile. Just remember to not go overboard with your jokes and make sure that they cannot disrespect others.